the league of the Pathetics

(this is a short story I did not finish and i am not planning to do so, but since the blog was asleep for a while here is what i have wrote about the league of the Pathetics  .. typos are a trade mark and if you ignore them they will leave you in peace too)

Officer: so birdy .. sing !
Jiko: people have weird habits, something that other people would consider out of the norm and might feel unease if they happen to observe it, those “other people” happen to be people as well with weird habits as well .. but i digress .. i guess what i am trying to say is that i do have weird habits too. Personally i do not think that smiles means anything, thank you, good bye, excuse me, sorry your cat died are as well sort of an meaningless behaviour …. the way things are ….  like the fact that water boils at 100 C or cows have 4 legs. i say people over-rate an empty smile and under-rate a good healthy loud fart .. again I digress
as i said i have some weird habits, one of them is my daydreaming and that what i am trying to tell you sir … you see i live in my head quit a lot and not that only i do not like but it is not doing me much good, you see Mister i do not like me much but what can I say if only I kept the receipt and returned me ..anyway … I thought being me was bad enough till one day i was in underground minding my own business, i was tired and low and did not see a single colour all day when all of the sudden i started to hear some music at first i thought it is one of those kids .. so i opened my eyes and looked around me to see who this punk, but the carriage was empty except for a middle aged woman.
so i said to myself ” you have lost Jiko!! ..” and i might had lost sir, i mean i am not claiming that i am perfectly sane
Officer: keep talking .. but stay with topic
Jiko: yes .. sure .. of course .. so i went on thinking about my life and all those silly questions one asks when one is in a rainy day .. after a moment i closed my eyes and i tried to relax to find myself somewhere i never meant to be.. at first i did not understand it but now i know i was in this lady’s daydream
Officer: what did you see ?
Jiko: I can not remember clearly .. i Panicked and that is not helpful when you spy on someone’s daydream. i guess it was a wedding, there was music and white dresses but i am only guessing .. i thought i was pathetic i found out that i am A pathetic, one of many.. another thing I found out, Children are stupid. their daydreams are dull and simple unlike what Disney tells us
Officer: are you saying you can read people’s mind
Jiko: No, i can not. You see i am only able to spy on people’s daydreams, but i can not guess what number they are thinking of or know if they are lying, i can not spy on someone’s thoughts only when people are in the floating  state of the daydream i can can jump in and watch.
Officer: Jump in ? you mean you can choose not
Jiko: oh yes, this madness comes full with options .. sometimes when I am bored I DJ two people’s daydream
Officer: well then Jiko, can you tell us about your adventures
Serage : CUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!!!  all go home .. the post is over … nothing to see here …  we have to use room as a public toilet

One thought on “the league of the Pathetics”

  1. GREAT FINAL TOUCH!
    😉

    Is Jiko somehow connected with that guy in the Tube, or is it just me trying to find a logical set of connections within your day-dreaming mind?
    I guess I’m not Jiko 😉

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